Total Medals Earned: 115 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,855 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Together forever.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Read the entire first issue of 1976
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)
Start watching! But will you finish it?
You actually sat through that crap?!?!?!?!?
Watch for the 2nd time!
Watch for the 3RD TIME!!!
Successfully die
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/500 points)
Penetrate P-Bot
Medals Earned: 16/16 (500/500 points)
Clear floor 1
Clear floor 2
Clear floor 4
Clear floor 3
Clear floor 6
Clear floor 5
Clear floor 7
Complete the game on Hell mode
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (475/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Where is he?
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)